Hello my sticky strawberry jams,
Just letting you know that I’m opening some slots for commissions. Writing on my free and paid original stories has been going well, a little ahead of schedule in fact. It seems a good time to branch out!
Full disclosure - I’ve never taken commissions before, so this will be a learning experience for me. But I hope my track record will make up for any hiccups in getting used to the process.
Please read the FAQ below! Details of how to get in touch at the end.
Prices
Standard rate
£24 per 1,000 words
Subscriber rate
Available to anyone with an active paid subscription.
£16 per 1,000 words
Payment is £100 on agreement of commission, and the remainder on completion, using the secure payment platform Stripe. For longer stories, I might ask for partial payments based on milestones, by agreement.
Minimum length is 10,000 words. If I overshoot the word count because the story needs it, the original agreed price will still apply, of course. Rates are subject to change, but I’m happy with them for now.
A bit pricey? Well, even though I’m new to publishing Wamfic, I’ve been writing it privately for a couple of decades now, I’ve honed my craft, and I value my work. Others do too - I’m proud to say the feedback has been overwhelmingly positive. I put a lot of love and effort into my stories - writing and rewriting, polishing and improving, before I put them out.
House rules
Consenting adults only, please.
I’ll talk about consent more below, but obviously no characters under 18, and “barely legal” isn’t appealing to write about either.
No real names or identifying details.
If you want me to write a messy fantasy about your crush, or your favourite celeb, then please change their name and blur the details. If they read the story, would they suspect it’s about them? If the answer is yes, that’s too specific.
Consent to getting messy is optional - consent to sexual acts is mandatory.
It’s OK if a character is pranked, peer-pressured, or even blackmailed into a gunging. But ideally, they should discover it’s more fun than they expected - and sexy situations can lead from that.
It’s not OK if a character is forced to strip, or have sex, when they really don’t want to. If they’ve signed on the dotted line for a very naughty gameshow, then that’s on them. But really cruel and humiliating pranks, especially sexual ones, aren’t that fun for me.
Fantasy-world stories are more complicated. Love potions, enchantments, etc. can be fun and hot, but we’d need to discuss that.
Gender and sexuality
Characters of any gender and sexuality are welcome in my stories. I would enjoy the chance to improve my writing of trans and NB hotties (and appreciate advice on writing them). However, if you’ve read my work, you’ll know I prefer sloppy ladies and femmes, with a few guys sprinkled in. I’m probably not the person to write your m/m gunge fantasy - I wouldn’t do it justice!
Other kinks
I’m happy to include other kinks alongside Wam, though mess should be the main focus of the story. And I can’t promise to get the sexiness right with kinks I’ve never written - though I’ll take direction from you. If the kink is a big turnoff for me, I might not be able to include it at all, sorry.
Timescales and process
This is a very rough estimate, but I’ll aim to turn around a 10,000-word story in about six to eight weeks. Sadly I can’t guarantee that - slimy creativity comes and goes. But I will keep in touch and give progress updates. Longer stories would scale with that estimate, naturally.
The first step is to get in touch, by replying to any of my Substack emails, or emailing directly on duncandaisyd [at] gmail [dot] com. Let me know the broad strokes of your story, and we can discuss from there.
I can work from a broad brief or a specific one. If you provide some characters and a loose plot outline, I’d enjoy the chance to get creative and surprise you. But equally, if you want to specify the scenarios, substances, devices, and even character reactions, that’s fine too. We’ll work it out in discussions via email!
There are also some things that might particularly pique my interest. I’d like to experiment with more types of mess, though not too gross: savoury foods, paint or mud could be fun. Manure/sewage - no thanks. Interesting locations are great: a secret office building that’s been closed for years, say. And a cool sci-fi or fantasy premise is like catnip to me.
If any of that appeals, then I look forward to hearing from you!
And if not - thanks, as always, for subscribing. More sloppy mayhem is on the way very soon.
Daisy xx